Thursday, August 12, 2010

Inappropriate, but Hilarious Person of the Month

Steven Slater

The 38-year-old flight attendant found one of the most dramatic ways to quit a job ever! Allegedly after a middle-aged woman "maliciously" hit him on his head with her luggage, he:

1. Asked for an apology (probably in a huffy pissed-out flight attendant way).

2. Cursed her and the entire aircraft out over the intercom (same intercom they use to tell you it’s safe to move around the cabin).

3. Grabbed beer

4. And, then exited the plane by deploying the emergency slide!

Allegedly police officers found Slater in an embrace with his lover—well, he’ll be getting “some” in jail.

This whole situation is hilarious. Slater is either really CRAZY or is line for the next action hero.

I hope he finished updating the JetBlue uniform project before he was arrested. Keeping it classy JetBlue.


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

About Me...

I believe that the correct description of me is an easy going, fun loving person who is slightly inappropriate, but hilarious. My blog is about my adventures and what I think is funny.

That's me with the President. I’m VIP status… holla.



Please note: All my stories are true, but the names have been changed to protect identities. But, you all know who you are!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Did They Just Say That Out Loud?

“He was hungry and looking for something to eat!”

- Random woman talking on the phone to a friend about how a girl is spreading a rumor that she (random woman) turned her boyfriend into a slut.


We have all been in public places where others are talking extremely loud. This random woman was having an extremely personal conversation about how a “friend-emeny” was spreading rumors saying she was making her boyfriend a slut. Although over hearing this conversation was hilarious, it might have been inappropriate for Target's children's department.

Maybe her sluttly boyfriend had just finished a cleansing diet and was hungry and looking for something to eat.

First Posting

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