Steven Slater
The 38-year-old flight attendant found one of the most dramatic ways to quit a job ever! Allegedly after a middle-aged woman "maliciously" hit him on his head with her luggage, he:
1. Asked for an apology (probably in a huffy pissed-out flight attendant way).
2. Cursed her and the entire aircraft out over the intercom (same intercom they use to tell you it’s safe to move around the cabin).
3. Grabbed beer
4. And, then exited the plane by deploying the emergency slide!
Allegedly police officers found Slater in an embrace with his lover—well, he’ll be getting “some” in jail.
This whole situation is hilarious. Slater is either really CRAZY or is line for the next action hero.
I hope he finished updating the JetBlue uniform project before he was arrested. Keeping it classy JetBlue.
