Did They Just Say That Out Loud?

“He was hungry and looking for something to eat!”

- Random woman talking on the phone to a friend about how a girl is spreading a rumor that she (random woman) turned her boyfriend into a slut.

We have all been in public places where others are talking extremely loud. This random woman was having an extremely personal conversation about how a “friend-emeny” was spreading rumors saying she was making her boyfriend a slut. Although over hearing this conversation was hilarious, it might have been inappropriate for Target's children's department.

Maybe her sluttly boyfriend had just finished a cleansing diet and was hungry and looking for something to eat.